DOOR OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-Tumblez-]

This is a crazy game i made-up. lolz! all you do is imagine u open a door and see something stupid/wierd/crazy on the other side! And tell us! xD ill go first!
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-opens the door and sees a computer in the shower singing "Food! Food! Glorious Food!"-
Me: WTF?!?!?!?!? DEAR GOODNESS!! MY EYES!!! I THOUGHT COMPUTERS EXPLODED OR SHOCKED THINGS OR SOMETHING IN WATER! AND I THOUGHT THEY WERENT LIVING!!!! GAH!!!
Computer: OMG!!!!! DO U MIND?!?!?!?!
Me: GAHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs out the door and crawls into the fetal position*
Hawkie: uhh... no comment
Me: ditto!!! xD Wait...how did you get here?
Hawkie: Rumor has it the stork brought me....and hey you copied my post from U.W.S.D.W.F.2!!!
Me: it ties in w/ my post lol and all you said was: "uhh.. no comment " so ya... *opens door and sees....Hawkie* huh? i was just in here! >.>
*goes through another door and sees the exact same room??!?!?!?!?!?!* WTFPM?!!?!?! GAH! *runs through the door and keeps seeing the same thing until....i wake up inside an empty trashcan* what the... how did i get here?!!?!?
Twinkle: I dunno sponge bob
Me: uhhh its tumblez....
Twinkle: whatever you say sponge bob
Me: *looks in a random mirror that just magically appears* I AM SPONGE BOB!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs through another door back as self and sees....me* WHAT?!?!?
Other me: WHAT?!?!?!?
Me: STOP COPYING ME!
Other me: STOP COPYING ME!
Me: STOP ACTING LIKE THE TASK IN NEVERWHERE!!!
Other me: NO YOU!
Me: YOU!
Other Me: NO YOU!
Me: ARGH!!!!! i dun like you..er me i guess..already!
Other me: Its ok because....*pulls of disguise and its draco malphoy*
Me: DEAR GOODNESS!!!!! *runs through another door and sees Hawkie again.....* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!